🦐shrimp that sleeps early wakes up in a dumpling🦐صبي صغير يصير كبير
A young boy will grow up
يقطع الوديان يطفي النيران
He will run through the valleys, he will put out the fires
وهو يخلص خورية الجان
He will save the jinns’ fairy
معا يعيشان في حنان
And both will be happy
This dude is literally called a terrible claw lobster
me after evolving to get pringles out of the bottom of the tube
Warlock concept: A warlock multiclassing as warlock.
Two separate patrons, two separate pact boons.
Level 7 warlock multiclass: Warlock 4/Warlock 3.
Celestial/Fiend.
just this. constantly.
if you bribe the DM, go Pact of the Chain for both and literally have an angel and a devil on your shoulders 100% of the time.
I probably shouldn’t be allowed to play d&d
ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)
“oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative” maybe you are. i’m the narrative’s favourite.
update: turns out this is not a good thing for me
“some people don’t deserve redemption” redemption isn’t something that’s deserved, it’s something someone does. it’s making the choice to change the way you live your life, to be better, to do good things instead of bad things and try to make up for the bad things. and everyone can and should do that, at any time, no matter what they’ve done. we can’t change the past, but we can choose what kind of person to be now and in the future. we have the responsibility to do so. it is so completely not about “deserving.”
he's doing his job!
Wait, would The Handmaiden’s plot still work if everyone were men? I just ran the scenario over in my head, gave the script a once-over for small dialogue adjustment, and I feel like it technically might.
I cannot stress the unbelievable degree to which it would not work as well if gender swapped. Come on now
like yeah I guess the story would still cohere but thematically it would lose p much everything 😭 this is a movie whose central plot hinges on the sexual exploitation of a woman for the pleasure of wealthy men + the men in the film objectifying, projecting onto, and underestimating the film's female characters on account of them being women like it's a pretty significant part of the narrative
One punch man
THE FLOURISH AND SHEATHE
As a professional swordsman should
all the anon hate on tumblr is sent by these 5 men
yeah.
